Some of the lighter aspects of the week's football, over on letsbehavinyou.co.uk
Peter Beardsley thinks Gazza should front the 2018 World Cup BidSamuel Eto'o is ducking his Barcelona Chairman - which of his 400 phones do you call?
Every player should have a Michael Owen-style brochure
Nancy by name, Nancy by nature
Organised crime will take over football, according to the Vatican
Norwich fan Simon Thomas has a potty mouth, and Stephen Bywater is an idiot
And the World Cup is creeping up on us
